I haven’t left my house since I called my teacher bae.
"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"
80s music brings me back to good times like when i wasnt alive
plot twist: the person you like actually texts you back
plot twist: the person you like texts you first
you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food
can you illegally download sleep
*cringes at 9 year old me*
*cringes at 13 year old me*
*cringes at year ago me*
*cringes at day ago me*
*cringes at future me*
all white people are racist until proven otherwise like truly there’s no reason not to go by that notion
10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them
people who don’t like pizza are people who you don’t need in your life
when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct
that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel